Very Stable Genius Coöp, Inc.

Position:
Chief Parking Officer
Responsibilities:
Look for and find parking. Develop parking strategy.  Implement good parking tactics.
Qualifications & Characteristics:
• Willing to work with others or pretend.
• Common sense or lack of same, either way.
• Greet co-workers in a friendly manner.
• Ability to swim and/or float in water.
• Cannot currently be in hospital or prison.
• Haters need not apply.

This is a test. This is another test. This is yet another test. This is still a test. This remains a test. This is and was a test. There will be a quiz. No smoking. Mind the gap. Picture ID required for purchase. No returns. Final sale. Quiet please, this is a library. Hospital zone. This is intentional. This is a mistake. Mammals and snakes only. Do not chew.

Contact:
Donald F. Snoopy, dfsnoopy@verystablegenius.coop

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